I need a shirt with this warning on it.
@catsalad i'd adopt a cat with these kind of credentials on the spot
i'd probably go with "it's been __ days since i smacked someone for reasons" :)
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Thatโs what happens when you get a low low price from Stable of Stars, they can hit.
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Cats get shamed for having boundaries.
@catsalad Very optimistic of them to not just print the โ0โ directly on the sign ๐
@catsalad this note will never need updating!
@kieran Agreed! Would a kitty that cute do such a thing?!
@catsalad My place, keeps the fingers away.
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@sindarina I'd be smacking people too, if I was in a cage. 
@catsalad also need "it has been __ day(s) since I smacked someone for very good reason"
@miawinter That goes on the back ๐น