A woman who was in labour expecting twins fell into a deep coma just before the birth, and didn’t regain consciousness until some time later.
She was naturally concerned about her children and asked how they were. “Don’t worry” said a nurse “You have a healthy boy and girl, and your brother has named them for you.”
“Oh no, not my brother, he’s an idiot!” said the woman. What did he call my daughter?” “Denise” said the nurse. The woman said “Well, that’s not too bad. And what did he name my son?” “Denephew” said the nurse.
