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i just saved my company millions by moving to the cloud. the cloud isn't solid and can't hold computers. they all fell to the ground, why did I do this, we don't have CI anymore, this was a really bad idea, I already made the linkedin post and everything, our company no longer has any operating costs but we also no longer have any ability to ship, I am an idiot,
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i am in legal trouble in three states because the computers scattered a lot and we were close to some borders I am going to jail
"we didn't mean a literal cloud" yeah well words mean things alright
the FAA is mad because apparently smuggling computer equipment onto a private plane to dump is illegal and "I didn't understand how gravity works" is not a defense and
@aud A person in a rustled-up suit walks into the room.
"As God is my witness, I thought turnkeys could fly."
