there is really, truly no one and nothing i have ever hated nor truly wished to cause pain and suffering to, by my own hand alone, than google inc, the delaware corporation whose headquarters are in mountain view, playfully dubbed the "googleplex"
isn't it fascinating, that a word coined for a number so precisely defined that it has never been afforded the status of an informal meaning, becomes so remarkably generic, so hyperparameterized, that it inspires no sense of wonder at all
is there something fundamentally more interesting about a number so big? have you discovered something so profound that it escapes even your ability to think? have you looked down and then found your feet above the ground—you levitate?
did you dump core? did you seize more? did you please your—employer?
i still remember
your paid defender
he said i cached bad
and that was when
i finally understood