I am not a hater.
Except for ticks.
Die you little motherfucker, die.
(Inside the crook of my knee, just crawling, no bite.)
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@GeePawHill Ticks and mosquitoes, for me
I grew up in Alaska, where the little mosquitoes are big enough to soar in the thermals, and I am in roughly the 99th %ile for “mosquitoes think you’re yummy”… I could sweep my hand past my face without looking, and I’d feel 100 mosquitoes hit my hand. I still have PTSD from that <shudder>
@UweHalfHand It is so weird how some people are total mosquito attractors, and some people aren't.
I'm not.
I live in central Virginia, and we get a lot of mosquitoes, and my bestie can't sit out on her deck, but *I* sit out on my deck 16 hours a day, and get maybe a half-dozen skeeter-bites a *year*.
@GeePawHill Yeah, I’d get half a dozen per minute, if I held still for it <sob>. It is indeed weird, and I’m jealous
@GeePawHill I hate hate hate and LOATHE entirely every single tick that is was, or ever will be. From the depths of my gorram *soul*.
@courtcan Ya try to be a decent person, right? Then ticks.
@GeePawHill Yup. And then Lyme...and then Rocky Mountain for the spouse....
I truly do not understand why ticks have to exist. 😫
@GeePawHill Big same. Such terrible creatures.
