Ok this is HILARIOUS: DarkSky International made April Fool's Day "nighttime sunscreen" (supposed to protect you from reflected sunlight from satellites...) https://darksky.org/news/darksky-international-announces-first-sunscreen-designed-for-the-night/

Even funnier, I heard a rumour in a meeting today that they actually mailed some of this to the CEO of Reflect Orbital and their main investors, along with copies of their petition with thousands of signatures from people who don't want Reflect Orbital to kill nighttime for profit. Kudos, DarkSky!