Pick raspberries, take care of goats and chickens, make tea, have BBC pre-interview. (Breakfast has to wait until after the interview, I did not get up quite early enough). Another fine morning on the farm.
@sundogplanets sounds like a regular farm day. 🤣
Pick the tomatos and figs, take dried ones off the drier and put freshies on, go on Mastodon for a whiles.
Aaahhh nothing like an intense interview with a BBC journalist about how dangerous the situation in orbit is to make me want some breakfast. At least there are raspberries, I guess...
UK people! I have a question! My standard reference point for talking about the mass of Starlink satellites for Canadian/American audiences is a Ford F150. In New Zealand I used a Ford Ranger. What's the equivalent in the UK? (Or do you not have ridiculous pickup trucks at all?)
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I'm pretty sure we can relate to the Ford Ranger although a Toyota Hilux is possibly more commonly seen.
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I'd just refer to a wankpanzer 😂
@sundogplanets Probably something like a Range Rover would make sense to us in the UK. I don't know if it's heavy enough though. We don't really do super trucks; they don't cope well with our roads and petrol is really expensive here.
@sundogplanets FFRR, full fat Range Rover, ie. the original full size model, not one of the (smaller) derivatives. At about 5m x 2m footprint, ~2500kg its the largest common "car" in general circulation here, so kinda F150ish in scale for UK users..
@sundogplanets I would suggest a Luton. Multiple makes, very popular van size. About 2.2t unladen, 3.5t loaded. Have actually driven one to Wales and back from South London. Hairy driving it through London.
Range Rover, definitely.
@sundogplanets Wouldn’t it be more like an F350?? Or do you mean more by sheer volume of sales? It’s the F350s and their I’ll that really get me. I understand them for farms (grew up in Oklahoma), but not as commuter vehicles!!
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Each modern ford f150 is two moni coopers. Granted comparisons to a mini normally envisage the older one wherr you're between 2 and 4.
You're better off comparing to a white rhino, which is almost exactly in the same weight range as a modern f150 (4000lbs to 6000lbs for the rhino, 5000lbs to 7000lbs for the truck. Imperial units icky)
@sundogplanets I don't know, but in Italy I would probably go with "Fiat Ducato" 😉
@sundogplanets I am a bit surprised you've gone with whipped cream. Somehow I assumed you have a constant supply of yogurt on hand. I love plain yogurt and maple syrup on pancakes or waffles. On the other hand, I can understand the pleasure of non-goat dairy on occasion.
Do you make yeast or non-yeast waffles?
I don't know how you manage to do so much. I couldn't manage half your daily activities. I'm glad today your schedule included a beautiful breakfast.
@sundogplanets Big pickup truck should be fine. Most car manufacturers make these massive beasts, they don't fit in a standard uk parking space and often referred to a child killers for high bluff front end.
@sundogplanets if you want the equivalent excessively large vehicle I’d use the Range Rover
@sundogplanets we don't have pickup trucks *that* ridiculous at all, not even out here in farming country. "Two Volkswagen Golfs"?
@sundogplanets TBH I'd probably just stick with Ford F150 you see the monsters on the road here and so (most) people will know what you mean.
@sundogplanets weights of Land and Range Rovers > https://www.autopadre.com/vehicle-weight/land-rover-range-rover.
Was going to suggest a new London bus (12.65t) but that'll annoy many. A RR more reasonable because the annoyance is general and not regional like the bus.
@sundogplanets are we back to "lorries" again?
@sundogplanets A large Ford Transit van (2,500 kg)? While we do have trucks and SUVs, they're sufficiently rare for your reference to fall flat for British readers. We're just not into massive cars like the Americans. 🤷🏻♂️
@sundogplanets Bernard Manning.
@sundogplanets a Range Rover should be well-known to the posh people. Farmers probably know the Land Rover Defender better.
You could use Ford Transit. That’s a typical panel van, and used by every builder and trade out there. It’s about the size of the F150, I think.
@sundogplanets A delivery van. :)
@sundogplanets how much does a starlink satellite weigh?
@quixoticgeek The newest ones they're launching on Starship are like 3000kg? I think? (I can't find a reference for that quickly). Current Starlink v2's are 1250kg.
@sundogplanets use similarly hefty SUV. like land rover discovery?