"This will go down on your permanent record"
@catsalad The fuck there's a running high score somewhere that I don't know about being kept permanently?
I gotta go do more shit on my bucket list that won't put me in the ground or jail. (save those for the end lol)
@catsalad must feel so good to the permanent record
@catsalad “yes I know. Otherwise I wouldn’t have done it.”
@catsalad Whatever you did, I personally absolve you, so go forth and carry on with your awesome bad self.
Whatever these weirdo authority figures have put down on my Permanent Record, I feel certain that in the end it’s all going to be No Big Deal, and not a dealbreaker to get into the Good Place…
except for a few suspicious deaths that got pinned on me… that’s going to take some explaining! 🤪😁