@lowqualityfacts ........... Looks at my pet dingo.

@lowqualityfacts I knew it. I found some dingo pee (supposedly), and when I had a taste, my first thought was, "...This isn't natural at all." I'm glad my intuition was right.

@lowqualityfacts A "dingo" is a statement about an event or appointment that was not attended.

"Didn't you have tickets to a show last night?"

"Dingo."