USA: Introducing Psycho Killer Clowns, Inc.
EU: We need an EU-based Psycho Killer Clowns, Inc.
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@aral
"Psycho Killer Clowns...
Qu'est-ce que c'est ? Fafafa... Fafafa"
@aral Mark Carney: Canada can lead the middle powers in psycho clowns in our Build Canada Killer Clowns Pipeline Initiative.
@aral Qu'est-ce que c'est?
@aral under the General Clown Protection Regulation, EU firms can use US hyperclowner services. As long as there is oversight from the biggest of them all, COTUS.
@aral Please, Psycho Killer Clowns GmbH.
@aral To preserve European sovereignty, we are proud to announce we have begun to construct Nexus des tourments.
Wouldn't want to be left behind
@aral Killer Clown Sovereignty™
We are glad to inform you that Psycho Killer Clowns Inc will be a key contributor to our EU based sovereign Psycho Killer Clowns SE
@aral "Our EU-based Psycho Killer Clowns, compared to US-based ones, will clean their blades in between victims so you don't get any nasty diseases right before you die—isn't that something?"
@aral "But what if we raised our own face-eating leopards, instead of these costly foreign imports...?"
@freediverx @aral Is it true that Britain withdrew from the EU because of behind the scenes influence from the British face-eating leopards industry?
@aral we need to invest in psycho killer clown sovereignty
