Science: hey look we found some new knowledge and want to share it with humanity!

Capitalism: you should be charging for that.

Science: no you see the more it gets shared about the more everyone can participate and the more further knowledge we can generate! It's not a zero sum thing! And that wouldn't work if we charged people to access it!

Academic journals: Don't worry Capitalism, we've got this

Capitalism: cheers fam

Science: well fuck