Me: The BBC published an article on how to deal with your emotions after England got knocked out of the World Cup
Tom: I saw that, I didn’t read it
M: Do you feel you’re coping with your emotions OK, then?
T (shrugging): It’s just a game of football
M: It’s that kind of attitude that will see you never supporting our boys with a lighted flare up your arse
T: What???
M: You don’t remember England supporter arse flare man?
T: No…
M: I’ll show you (opens DDG)
T: No, please, I’ll take your word for it

I mean, that did happen, right? It wasn’t just a hallucination on my part?