Competitive Shoplifting.

Okay, hear me out. You get a bunch of """athletes""" and go mob a walmart. The goal is to get as much value in merchandise out the door as possible without getting caught. Simple rules.

If you have multiple competitors getting detained, then you've got cameras in the interrogation room, and competitors are ranked by a jury on the quality of their bullshit story. They don't rank better than anyone who didn't get caught, but their bullshitting abilities decide their rank amongst each other.

A variant of this is bracket competition. Like bracket racing where you have to go as fast as possible BUT NO FASTER than 10 seconds. In bracket shoplifting, you steal as much as possible BUT NO MORE than $999 worth of merchandise.

Who wouldn't drink beer and watch this shit?