GoooooooOOOOOOOD MORNING FEDINAM! I hope you are bloody TERRIFIC this morning. Really top-tier superfantastic. It's Friday (Fri-bloody-yay morelike). Consider the humble toaster. Look at this lil fella, left in the dead of night like a crime outside a charity shop. Imagine what adventures this little guy has seen. Why have I gendered toasters as male? Who knows mate. Does it have any traits one might inherently say are male? Is there such a thing? Being a dick probably is what you're going to reply. Putting bread in and it comes out brown? That's just human though isn't it. Anyway sorry GOOD MORNING. Have a day, everybody. X
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@TheBreadmonkey every object, no matter how small or insignificant, can be perceived as evidence of a crime.
Spoiler: it was the butler.
"Putting bread in and it comes out brown? That's just human though isn't it."
In the end we are all toasters.
@TheBreadmonkey it‘s missing its little sign
@TheBreadmonkey Never mind the toaster, what’s with the wear on that dresser in the window? Suspect it is a wanker’s sock drawer.
@TheBreadmonkey
Spell coast 5 times
C-O-A-S-T
C-O-A-S-T
C-O-A-S-T
C-O-A-S-T
C-O-A-S-T
What do you put in a toaster?
Are you a cop? Because you've got to tell me if you're a cop.
@TheBreadmonkey Morning... have a good day, like the alt text.
Maybe all those moments will be lost like crumbs on your plate....
@TheBreadmonkey How about a muffin?
