The thing about living in a UK city during a World Cup: every 15 mins it sounds like the apocalypse is actively happening
@meljoann I can hear one person, plus my own incredibly loud thoughts.
@wordsmith I just wish I had a hobby where it was socially acceptable to let out primal screams at the dead of night
@meljoann @wordsmith Forgive me but I thought a) you do, b) you're very good at it, and c) it's rather more than a hobby?
@meljoann Nocturnal primal screaming can be a hobby, right?
@wordsmith but officer, I was assured it was a real hobby
