Some spam list got the idea that I own Microsoft, and I get two or three of these a day 🤣
@marcoarment Same for me but with Adobe, where I haven’t worked in 3 years.
@marcoarment See what they're willing to offer. If it's good, go for it and move to a non-extradition country. The Asian choices look best: Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, Nepal, Mongolia, Bhutan, Indonesia (Bali is part of Indonesia), Brunei. I wouldn't pack before moving though..
@marcoarment Give them a quit claim deed. Hereby seeling any and all interest and stock you may have in Microsoft Corp for the one day only price of ... How much does that bridge cost again?
@marcoarment You better disclose that you can't sell their soul--they'll have to take up that part of the bargain with Satan.
@marcoarment I’m not sure Microsoft is worth fixing, but if you’ve got change for $100, I might be able to scrap it and get my money back.
@marcoarment Tell them you’re only interested in a stock-only acquisition.
@marcoarment I’m with the others here. You should be able to get a decent couple of bitcoin for this, I’m sure.
@marcoarment I’ve been getting a tonne of similar spam, where someone wants to invest in/purchase my indie dev business. 🤷🏻
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I interpret that as saying ‘Want to sell your business to MicroSoft, or someone like them because wouldn’t that be prestigious to be owned by such a large deep pocketed company, even though SEC may not allow us to say this to just anybody. Do you feel ‘aligned with Microsoft’?
Rather than saying, ‘Hey you own Microsoft. Want to sell it?’ Or even saying ‘Want to sell your Microsoft stock?’
@marcoarment I get solicitation emails and text messages about selling my dads house.
He still lives there, but I ask for about 10x market price just in case.
I figure if I sell his house for 10x what it’s worth, I can keep 10% and pay off my house.
@marcoarment I mean, “Marcosoft” would be a great business name...
@marcoarment you should totally sell it.
@marcoarment Don’t listen to them! I’ll take Microsoft of your hands for a cool $20. Cash! No questions asked.
@marcoarment I got the same for the New York Port Authority. I tried to sell it to them for an even million