This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Motel Dresser Pin. By law, all Motel rooms are required to have a drawer containing a Bible and a handgun. If your room is missing either of these items, call the front desk and the attendant will be happy to bring up a new one.
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@lowqualityfacts If movies have taught me anything, it’s that the Bible is used to contain the handgun like a big papery box so in theory, there should be two guns in your motel room. And given a traumatic night I spent in one outside of Atlanta, this could be accurate. 😰
@lowqualityfacts Do they also include ammo? And they should then also have to provide a range, a school or something.
@lowqualityfacts A really snazzy hotel will have a hollowed-out Bible with a gun in it.
This image looks like the cover to a crime novel.
@lowqualityfacts the Gideons should distribute handguns with verses engraved on them
@lowqualityfacts I keep a case of paperback translations of the Qur'an at home, for distribution to folks curious (or willing to learn) about my faith; I've sometimes thought about replacing the Bible with one in every room I stay in. 😁
If I saw a handgun in the drawer, though, I'd have to give that room a pass: when the next guest found a Qur'an and a gun in the drawer, I'm sure I'd get tackled by TSA agents at the airport when I checked in for my flight 😅
Yes, if a motel does not have a gun for your room then you are entitled to a full refund. That is standard.
And if it's smaller than a .45, find another place.
