Post by @markwyner@mas.to

Me: hey, Siri. Play “Focus” by Cynic.

Siri: here’s “Focus,” by Arianna Grande.

Me: stop! Siri, don’t play it! Stop!

Stereo: [playing Arianna]

🤦🏻‍♂️

@markwyner did you share any of your fancy olives with siri? i’m
thinking no.

Me: Siri, do you want any olives?

Siri: placing your auction bid for the olive factory now.

You must be punished

@markwyner siri is a sadist

@Lizette603_23 yeah. She cut me real deep.

@markwyner heartless bitch