Looking for a tattoo artist who's good with color and texture because I want to get a face tattoo that looks like a goatee made of Hot Cheeto dust.
in the far future . . .
care home aid #1: where does she keep getting the cheetos? and why won't the dust wipe off?
care home aid #2: she's been sneaking them for so long the stain is almost permanent. I'll go get the steel wool . . .
I've never gotten a tattoo before because I wanted to ensure my first tattoo would be timeless and perfect, so it's really important to find a tattoo artist with the skill to bring my vision to life.
That reminds me of a startup idea I had about 10 years ago. Basically "Uber but for tattoo artists" because that's how you were supposed to frame it back then, yeah?
So basically, you'd log on with the app, see which tattooists near you were available, and they'd come to you, ink you, charge you via the app and everyone rates the stars and happily ever after the VC people give me $100 million.
I wish I could remember the name for it.
@Alice I've heard stories in these here parts about the corn meal tattoo splatter, a ghostly figure who lives in caves and splatters tattoos by candlelight. It could happen.
@Alice like a bird eating and pooping out someone you don’t like in hell?
@Alice
I feel like i read a thing once where they used Cheeto dust tattoo ink to make lab rat skin transparent
