Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@lowqualityfacts
did you check the fine print?
what happens if you get 100,001 followers?
Remember , the Devil is in the details!
@lowqualityfacts You know, that with sufficiently large doses, salt will kill your human form as well. Judge the quality of that fact as you wish.
@lowqualityfacts Sounds nice - you can't have a bad back if you don't have a backbone.
@lowqualityfacts You know he's just going to turn you into a snail & say, "Hey, that counts as a slug! By the way, now you owe property taxes on the shell."
@lowqualityfacts I know right? having kitchen salt as the only problem in life...what a time it was 🥹
