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@stefano This isn't even the crazy part. It's like, "Zuckerberg, I ass fucked her, then slept with her sister." "And then what did you do?" "I said thank you for the good time." "No, you can't do that. You have to shit on them, then leave."
@stefano Well, look on the bright side. This guy Zuckerberg really wants to know more about you. He cares.
That's a rare quality in modern world.
@stefano A spoken word version of the joke that dates back to last century's AI bubble:
Zuck is selling AI to Todd Lyons for ICE to round up undesirables: "We can find anyone for you."
Todd is skeptical. "Oh? Where is my father?"
Zuck taps his glasses: "Your father is fly fishing in Northern Ontario."
Todd laughs: "Bullshit, my father has been dead for a decade."
Zuck taps again. "Your mother's husband has been dead for a decade. Your father is fly fishing in Northern Ontario."
