Wife is away and just messaged the family group to say good morning and ask what everyone's upto today. I responded....

[12/07, 09:07] Ben: We are all dead and are now ghosts so mainly haunting and a bit of floating about
[12/07, 09:10] Ben: I went back to sleep after texting you earlier and just had a dream about having a difficult poo and some toilet attendants making fun of me as a bus load of people stopped outside the full wall window and could also see in. LEAVE ME ALONE I AM HAVING A DIFFICULT TOILET. What do you think it means?
[12/07, 09:15] Ben: Apparently a very common dream and people think it's about letting go of emotional baggage or feeling vulnerable to societal standing. I do feel quite a lot better for having my horrible dream poo tbf and I did feel like everyone in chiselhurst yesterday was beautiful and tall and all drove brand new top of the range cars whilst I was very hot and sweaty and am a small dumpy homunculus in a little red car like a cartoon person. Maybe that's what it was. Well I'm very sorry society, but you'll just have to take me as I am. I am terrific and just as valid as any of those other guys. I contribute to society JUST the same. In your stupid FACE, dream.

To which youngest replied...

"It's too early for this."

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