Shroedinger's Ceasefire up in this motherfucker
We invented something called a "Memorandum of Understanding" because a "Peace Agreement" sure as fuck isn't going to happen.
And we already fucked that up, because no, I do not believe there is an understanding here.
Clearly.
We're just going to be half-in, half-out, living in an indeterminate world full of greys where no one can just say what the fuck is going on forever, huh?
Where a 'cease fire' now means "shooting still happens."
What do you call it when you try to hold in a ceasefire and you can’t?
A ceasefart.
Sorry, it's not funny.... it's more like a satire. It's like a living satire.