If I were elected as supreme ruler of The Islamic State of Japan, first order of business is to declare choco-mint haram under Sharia law, effective immediately. Second order of business is to mandate all NHK doormen to offer to cook the visited household a full Mexican meal of high quality. Lastly, to finish off my tremendous generosity to our people, I declare that all gyms do NOT require people to take off their shoes and use other ones, as that shit makes no sense in fitness gyms.