Cyan: I'm reading about quantum physics!!
Me: Ooh!
Cyan: Yeah, it's a book in Chinese! I learned about the shiny element!
Me: Shiny element???
Cyan: Shiny element!! You know, the dead cat....
Me: ????????
Cyan: There's proton, neutron...
Me: Electron? Photon???
Cyan: YES!!
Me: 🤦‍♀️