Hi, Master Dawn. I am currently using speech text in a very loud and busy bar. I am extraordinarily drunk on Trinidadian Scorpion Spice ginger beer and 10% absent ginger beer.

I have challenged the bar owner to a fight on the Street Fighter II cabinet. If I win on Saturday as part of the tournament, I get the cabinet.

This is not good news because I was a PC nerd as a child. I have not played on cabinets.

I have a day and a half to become an expert at Ibuki on street figher 2 cabinets.