I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but this morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Squirrel Pin. Look at him. He's bulking up for winter. In the winter, he will continue to bulk up for the summer. He is permanently round.
https://collabs.shop/kwodr5
@lowqualityfacts We had a (year round) fat squirrel once and we named him "Lil' Chubba" which can also double as a rapper's name.
Thank you to everyone who boosts these dumb little ads I write. It is all that keeps me out of a ditch, slurping the moisture out of rocks for sustenance.
@lowqualityfacts I wish I could afford to buy all these wonders. You're a terrific advertiser !
@lowqualityfacts in these times, we all need something to keep up going…
…why i started posting #ThisIsSoStupidButItMadeMeLaugh
I feel like this should auto tag everyone with "squirrel" in their tag or username 😝
@lowqualityfacts Santa Squirrel!
