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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 10 hours ago

Sure my servants like to use my bed, but they're warm so I allow it.

Photo of a cute tabby with short ears loafing underneath a table with its front paws crossed. Text on the screen is:

4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals.

Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef.

Follow me for more financial advice. — Photo of a cute tabby with short ears loafing underneath a table with its front paws crossed. Text on the screen is: 4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.

@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 2 hours ago

I don't think meowing at strangers until they adopt you counts as financial advice. 😛

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2 hours ago

@catsalad
I, for one, WOULD take financial advice from a cat, CatSalad.

ʁ ą ʄ α ω ɻ • ® 神 • :racoonarchy:!

@Rafael@tuiter.rocks 3 hours ago

@catsalad yeah, !

@quixote@mastodon.nz 3 hours ago

@catsalad Number 1 on the advice list, not mentioned!, is "Be cute."

Oh well. There goes that dream... 😢

@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party 3 hours ago

@catsalad This cat has a personal maid, personal butler & personal jester human too.

@maddad@mastodon.world 4 hours ago

That is literally my cats life story too 🤩

@xs4me2@mastodon.social 8 hours ago

@proedie@mastodon.green 8 hours ago

@catsalad Life is easier if you're looking cute. 😔

Guillaume Rossolini

@GuillaumeRossolini@infosec.exchange 8 hours ago

@catsalad OMG same!

https://infosec.exchange/@GuillaumeRossolini/116874737374689588

G. Allen Morris III

@gam3@sfba.social 10 hours ago