Gotta love the Onion. Even when — indeed especially when— the humor has real bite.
@heidilifeldman [Putting on fake Trump voice]:
"They don't know how to campaign with a sex offender. That's why I call them Dumocrats ... without a 'b' because I learned only recently that there is a 'b' in dumb. So sad ... if Platner would've been a Rapepublican, he'd still be running. I call them Rapepublicans ... with 'p' ... because in the affidavit from the lawsuit filed by that crazy woman - who I’ve never even met - there was a ‘p’ in ‘rape’ …”
@heidilifeldman you remind me i have 2 whole unread paper editions to catch up on! thanks :-)
It would ring more true if it said RNC...
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