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Hi, Master Dawn. I am currently using speech text in a very loud and busy bar. I am extraordinarily drunk on Trinidadian Scorpion Spice ginger beer and 10% absent ginger beer.
I have challenged the bar owner to a fight on the Street Fighter II cabinet. If I win on Saturday as part of the tournament, I get the cabinet.
This is not good news because I was a PC nerd as a child. I have not played on cabinets.
I have a day and a half to become an expert at Ibuki on street figher 2 cabinets.
Master Dawn, I am asking you right now.
Be fucking useful to me.
Tell me how can I become excellent at Ibuki on a Street Fighter II cabinet in a day?
I am not joking. This man, the owner of this place, will give me an actual arcade cabinet if I get through the actual turnament
The man pictured in that picture, is not the man who owns these establishments. The man pictured in that picture is my husband.
Who is telling me that if I don't win this tournament
He is divorcing me.
Do you understand, Master Dora?
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