If we evolved from apes, and the best evolutionary chance of success (and therefore with all the traits we value) is the biggest possible gene pool, do you reckon all the other animals will eventually evolve to the point where we'll all end up fucking? Really makes you think. Science. I wonder how evolved some animals would have to be until I thought, yeah alright why not.
@TheBreadmonkey Oh, the new job is Cambridge Life Sciences, eh? What goes on in the office should probably stay there.
I can't help feeling this might be the opening preamble from a future trial.
I reckon, I tripped and fell on the guinea pig whilst cleaning it's hutch late at night, might be a better line of defence.
And Ben starts his first steps of discovery to determine if he's a furry or not...
@TheBreadmonkey I somehow read that opening as ‘If we evolved from peas, …’ and to be honest, just carried on reading and considering how it could play out anyway.
@TheBreadmonkey I'm afraid that's not how it works. Though of course there is nothing to stop you trying.
@TheBreadmonkey This explains David Cameron.
@TheBreadmonkey (calls animal protection just in case his cat evolves mysteriously.)