THE FASTEST GUNS THAT NEVER LIVED
By Brian Blume, Gary Gygax and Tim Kask
The movies and television have given us some of the greatest gunslingers of all time. Their abilities are far beyond those of any gunfighter that really lived, or so it seems if you watch the old shows.
A few of those old heroes are presented here for the benefit of those who would like to see for themselves what they could do. The ratings are given in terms of TSR’s BOOT HILL rules for gunfights with miniatures and show the basic abilities of twelve men plus their special abilities. We are sorry if we left out one of your favorites, but space prevents the inclusion of more names. We strongly advise against using any of these characters in a campaign, but some very interesting scenarios can be devised using these characters.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto — The Lone Ranger is probably the premier hero of the western sagas; going back into the days of radio adventures. Together with Tonto, his faithful Indian companion, they were a match for any bad man.
The Rifleman — Chuck Conners played the Rifleman on TV in the early 60’ s. Deduct 20 from his chance to hit when he uses any weapon but a rifle.
Clint Eastwood — In his various western movies, especially the “Dollars” series, where he played the “man-with-no-name”, Clint Eastwood played one of the finest gunfighters ever seen. He has a gambler rating of 12.
Yancy Derringer and Pahoo — Another of the TV westerns, Yancy Derringer and his Indian sidekick were a tough pair. Yancy has gambler rating of 14.
Johnny Yuma — Nick Adams played Johnny Yuma on “The Rebel”, a TV series in the early 60’ s.
Matt Dillon — James Amess played Matt Dillon, the marshall, on “Gunsmoke”, a TV series which is still being seen in some areas.
John Wayne — In the many movies John Wayne has appeared in, most have been westerns, dating all the way back to the days of the “Three Mesquiteers”. This represents a composite of his various roles.
Paladin — Played by Richard Boone around 1960, Paladin was the finest example of the paid gunman, his card even read “Have gun, will travel” which was the name of the show.
Josh Randall — Played by Steve McQueen on “Wanted — Dead or Alive”, Josh Randall was the perfect bounty hunter. He carried a special handgun which has the effect of a single-action revolver, except that it is “very fast”, and has a range that is 2” longer in all categories.
Yul Brynner — These ratings are a composite of his various movies, especially “Catlow” and “The Magnificent Seven”.
Hopalong Cassidy — “Hoppy” was one of the early TV heroes in the 50’ s. He was the two-gunned champion of justice.
THE LONE RANGER
Speed 92
Gun Accuracy 98
Throwing Accuracy 78
Bravery 98
Strength 95
Experience 11+
Abilities A,E,F,G,H,J
TONTO
Speed 80
Gun Accuracy 91
Throwing Accuracy 96
Bravery 89
Strength 83
Experience 9
Abilities --
THE RIFLEMAN
Speed 90
Gun Accuracy 98
Throwing Accuracy 51
Bravery 91
Strength 85
Experience 11+
Abilities C,D,E,F
CLINT EASTWOOD
Speed 100
Gun Accuracy 100
Throwing Accuracy 96
Bravery 99
Strength 85
Experience 11+
Abilities A,B,E,H
YANCY DERRINGER
Speed 94
Gun Accuracy 97
Throwing Accuracy 70
Bravery 90
Strength 77
Experience 11+
Abilities B,E
PAHOO
Speed 90
Gun Accuracy 84
Throwing Accuracy 100
Bravery 90
Strength 95
Experience 8
Abilities D
JOHNNY YUMA
Speed 91
Gun Accuracy 88
Throwing Accuracy 65
Bravery 90
Strength 66
Experience 11+
Abilities E,F
MATT DILLON
Speed 88
Gun Accuracy 95
Throwing Accuracy 45
Bravery 95
Strength 99
Experience 11+
Abilities E,F,G
JOHN WAYNE
Speed 96
Gun Accuracy 96
Throwing Accuracy 60
Bravery 96
Strength 97
Experience 11+
Abilities A,B,C,E,G,H
PALADIN
Speed 98
Gun Accuracy 98
Throwing Accuracy 80
Bravery 98
Strength 94
Experience 11+
Abilities A,B,E,H
JOSH RANDALL
Speed 91
Gun Accuracy 90
Throwing Accuracy 66
Bravery 91
Strength 82
Experience 11+
Abilities E,F
YUL BRYNNER
Speed 92
Gun Accuracy 95
Throwing Accuracy 94
Bravery 98
Strength 92
Experience 11+
Abilities B,E,H
HOPALONG CASSIDY
Speed 87
Gun Accuracy 86
Throwing Accuracy 65
Bravery 91
Strength 79
Experience 11+
Abilities A,E,F,G,H,J,K