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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange 9 hours ago

"How likely are you to recommend (literally any required corporate software I'm forced to use) to a colleague"

Ha. Haha. Hahahaha!

Holy fuck I just ... When would I recommend software to a colleague unless it's "I recommend you use (the software you have to use to get your paystubs) because it's the only way to get your paystubs"

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange 9 hours ago

Ah yes, I recommend you use Microsoft Office to edit documents because ... It's the one you have to use to edit documents.

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange 9 hours ago

Do I "Recommend" JIRA?!? snort what the fuck. Who RECOMMENDS using JIRA?

Bitslingers-R-Us

@AnachronistJohn@zia.io 8 hours ago

@JessTheUnstill

This is a picture of a chart similar to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, but with "NOT HAVING TO USE SALESFORCE" under "Psychological needs", and "NOT HAVING TO USE JIRA" and "NOT HAVING TO USE TEAMS" under
"Basic needs". — This is a picture of a chart similar to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, but with "NOT HAVING TO USE SALESFORCE" under "Psychological needs", and "NOT HAVING TO USE JIRA" and "NOT HAVING TO USE TEAMS" under "Basic needs".

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 9 hours ago

@JessTheUnstill If you non-jokingly recommended JIRA to me, I would check for signs of stroke and call an ambulance

@jlj@fosstodon.org 9 hours ago

@catsalad @JessTheUnstill Ha. Yeah, like, "This person is _not well_." :)

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