This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Easily Distracted By Birds" Pin. Please be cautious about displaying this pin. You'll hear a knock on the door, find a mysterious pigeon placed on your doorstep, and before you know it you've been robbed blind. Textbook bird distraction.
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Pigeons are masters of distraction
@lowqualityfacts those are some good government drones.
I was planning on writing a funnier post for this pin but I got distracted by a mourning dove outside my window.
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What did it sound like? I mean, the mourning dove.
@lowqualityfacts What was it mourning?
