@catsalad Leaf me alone! Can't you see I'm napping?

@catsalad if there was a cat on the bed it would be a cat salad

@catsalad The perfect way to enjoy the Romaines of the Day.

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Kewl, kewl!

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The one on the right looks like a Napa cabbage.
Bonne nuit, mon petit chou.

@catsalad yaaayyy real lettuce blanket

@catsalad

Snails like your post.

@catsalad Ahh didn’t know the first was AI, my sister had a bed spread just like that in pink

@catsalad genAI-checker says it’s legit, so… wtf?!

@catsalad at last, a salad that won't go brown right away (longer maybe)

@catsalad This would go great with some tomato jammies.

@catsalad
Bring new meaning to 'shred the lettuce'

@catsalad T'would be a sham if on an iceberg.

@catsalad @briankrebs the Liz Truss collection

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I’m guessing that there are a lot of lettuce puns in your replies and that this is just the tip of the iceberg

@catsalad look it's u @lettuce

@catsalad Reminds me of my salad days. That's a wrap!

@catsalad If you have any other produce jokes, lettuce know.

@catsalad im glad im on mastodon cause i dont have to question if this is ai

@catsalad so when a cat jumps up on it, it becomes a... catsalad

@catsalad For when you want a romaine-tic getaway.

@catsalad That's a little gem of a bedding set.

Someone send it as a gift to Liz Truss.

@catsalad I would salad in there

@catsalad my eyes!

@catsalad
I love when the sheets are crisp and cool

@catsalad John Oliver's honeymoon suite

https://youtu.be/3YNku5FKWjw?is=JCui9qCijQxKk8Dh

@catsalad I cannot beleaf this...

@catsalad sheet salad

@catsalad Dreams of green goddesses…