stop updating software!

• versions were not supposed to be given numbers
• years of package management yet no real-world use found for installing features nobody cares about
• wanted to add features anyway for a laugh? we had a tool for that: it was called shell scripts
• “yes please break behavior I was relying on. please force me to rewrite all my config files” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

they have played us for absolute fools