My Modest Proposal re: social media remains unchanged: if you're going to lop off access for an arbitrary amount of the bottom of the actuarial scale, do the same at the top. No under 16s in the UK? Great!, so long as no over-65s either (80.9 year avg lifespan, minus 16).
@slightlyoff Let's do under 40s or over 40s then. Until 40 you get to live a healthy, happy, social media free life. At 40 you get to see that you haven't been missing anything really. And over 40, just in case you're really addiction sensitive, if you're still using it you'll be forced to detox.
@slightlyoff they’ll go back to e-mailing us 1.2mb PPT files containing a single bad joke
