@farah
Do we submit our grievances to you for resolution? My toes only itch when I have shoes on and can't scratch them.

@farah ummm pretty sure that according to anime law, that would be a "demon lord of petty grievances".

@farah Based on the current occupant in the White House, I request you reconsider.

@farah
Is there an opening for a god or goddess of shitposting? Where do I submit my resumè?

@farah I don't know if you are into tabletop role-playing games, but in the game "Nobilis", you could play exactly that.

I've once played the god of adult-onset diabetes. I've once GMed a game with the gods of dinosaurs, lies and anxiety.

I own the second edition book (the 'Great White Book' edition), and it is quite the tome (and the rules take some getting used to) but it is a glorious concept. It is the most beautiful RPG book I own.

@farah I'll be the goddess of "Memes as a love language"
You can only pray to me in the dead of night by sending an appropriate meme to someone you haven't spoken to for a while.

@farah Excellent concept for a deity all round :)

If I were a god, I would like to be a god for small and forgotten things, I think: little creatures huddling in burrows, an old trinket that makes someone smile when they find it fallen down behind a drawer, a breeze that whistles past someone's ear just right to give them the sense of a half-remembered song.

@farah I would put up a shrine, but it's impossible to find an appropriate place for it in my apartment. I should complain to the landlord.

@farah BRB, changing my religion.

@farah I volunteer as the god of cookie crumbs.

Delicious, messy, a little greasy.
When I am in my ultimate form - a stale mixture of many different cookies at the bottom of a jar at Grandmother's house, I cannot be stopped.

@farah I’ll be the demigod of telling you it’ll be okay, and to remember your priorities, and of reassuring hugs.