I don't mean to brag but the results from my echocardiogram are back and they said I have great vessels 馃珋
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Just in case you didn't realise - this is a joke 馃槉
(but also I apparently have excellent heart health at the moment, which I'm very grateful for!)
@TheBreadmonkey good to hear 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
@TheBreadmonkey Hopefully none of them will make a hard turn in the wind and block the Suez Canal.
Great news big man 馃挭
@TheBreadmonkey
You must be pumped
I don't think I read this in the way you intended
you have a good heart.
@TheBreadmonkey That toot came across as a bit vein
@TheBreadmonkey aorta get mine checked 馃
Wait... Did they say, "Great vessels?"
That's... That's not good, man. You're gonna wanna keep a close watch on your vessels for a while.
Great vessels are pretty hard to come by right now so... There's been a rash of Great Vessels thefts in your area. Your neighborhood, in particular.
You should probably give me your credit card number right away so I can secure your digital Great Vessels ID to prevent and Great Vessels data theft.
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@TheBreadmonkey As one of the Fediverses great rooters surely you mean Vassels
@TheBreadmonkey I could tell from here that you do. The best vessels. People across the world are discussing your vessels and how they're the benchmark by which all vessels should be judged.
*high five*
@TheBreadmonkey running for presidency next?
