Tell me your best joke
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@Lizette603_23 Scholarship girl and rich boy fall in love, so he takes her home to meet the rich family. At dinner, she is startled by the number of course, but she deals well enough.
And then.
And then the gas comes. She has to fart *desperately*. She doesn't know what to do.
But she has no choice, so, while laughing at some apercu, she delicately raises a thigh and lets it go.
Silent, thank God, but, sadly, *deadly*.
She looks around in morbid terror.
(1/n)
@Lizette603_23 And then the boyfriend says, "Sparky!"
And she doesn't know what that means, until she looks down below her chair.
There's Sparky, the family dog.
Saved.
So some time goes by, but once again, pressure builds, and while responding once more to a witty moment, she laughs, lifting the other thigh, and again just lets nature take its course.
And again. Silent, but deadly.
And the mother says, "Oh, Sparky!"
He's still just sitting directly under her chair.
Saved again.
(2/n)
@Lizette603_23 And, finally, it's dessert, thank God, and she's almost done with this nightmare.
But.
Well. These things come in threes.
So she glances down, see's the dog still under her chair, and waits for just the right moment to move her body so as to let that third one out into the world.
Silent. Deadly.
(3/n)
@Lizette603_23 And the father *slams* his wineglass down on the table, and he says, "God *dammit*, Sparky, *move*, before she shits on you!"
(4/4)
