I don’t want to brag, but I ate TWO sandwiches today!
@Alice
Ah, ah, AH!
@Alice two sandwiches at the same time, man...
@Alice so now TWO is out of sandwiches, right?
Poor TWO.
@Alice
Ate two, Brute?
@Alice good job! I'm proud of you!
@Alice Rolling in the dough.
@Alice have 3 and then the middle one would have been "sandwiched" by the other two.
I only do that when I forget about the first one . . .
gee whiz, Alice. your mom lets you have two sandwiches?
@Alice who's were they?
I eat two sandwiches in time of peace
And two in time of war
I eat two sandwiches before I eat two sandwiches
And then I eat two more
@Alice Wait. You can do that? Like, at the same time or one after the other?
@Mrfunkedude You can! I got a sandwich from a deli and ate half there and took the second half to go.
Then I walked to the movie theater and saw Amelie and got hungry while I was watching it so I ate the second half in the theater like a little sandwich goblin.
Don’t worry! I’m not saying the second half was my second sandwich because that would be lying!
After the movie, I walked to my favorite little bar on my way home and got a grilled cheese and tomato soup combo.
TWO sandwiches! In ONE day!
@Alice @Mrfunkedude Grilled cheese sandwich doesn’t count! It’s a snack
I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man.
I don't know how I get away with it!
I like my sandwiches with 3 pieces of bread, so do I.
Well, let's form a club then.
OK, but we need some more stipulations. Yes, we do.
Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again.
Yes, four triangles. We will position them into a circle
And in the middle, we will dump chips, or potato salad.
OK, let me ask you a question.
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for 'em!
Well, this club is formed, spread the word on menus nationwide.
I'll have my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts.
Well you're not in the fucking club!
https://genius.com/Mitch-hedberg-sandwiches-annotated
i guess a club sandwich is the bastard union of 2 sandwiches.
i am going through a sandwich renaissance at the moment.
i just had a deconstructed one with soy/oil to dip the bread in, sun-dried tomatoes and Prosciutto.
at that point i guess it is just a minimalist charcuterie board.
hope you had a funky birthday dude.
thanks for the shout out.
you bumped me up to 3.5K
i like the 500's, but of course prefer the 1000's.
i see you are making steady progress.
@amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude I love Mitch Hedberg so much.
@Alice I eat 2 sanwiches all the time I eat them.
@Alice Two sandwiches? In this economy?
@Alice Did you consider making the two sandwiches into a single sandwich sandwich?
