What if instead of streets and roads or whatever, we had a system of waterways we could traverse to get about. Like beavers.
@TheBreadmonkey I'm still holding out of person side vacuum tubes as the primary mode of transport. Fooopt!
@TheBreadmonkey A kind of metropolitan log flume ride network
like the canal system in...your country?
@noondlyt @TheBreadmonkey Replace all sidewalks with Benways 🏊
That makes me want beignets
@noondlyt @TheBreadmonkey Yes!!! Beignets are sooo good 🤤
@TheBreadmonkey @catsalad @noondlyt You would certainly put the YAY in Ben-yay!
OK I realise I may have just invented something that already exists, but that shouldn't make it any less impressive. One day, if I keep coming up with my Very Great Thoughts, I may strike upon something that *doesn't* exist yet, and save us all.
Computerised food! A lake full of jelly that absorbs and destroys plastics! A car made out of cats!
Any day now. I can feel I'm close.
@TheBreadmonkey Brian blessed is the honoury leader of our local canal.
Dammed good idea
@TheBreadmonkey someone's been reading about early 19th century transportation
@TheBreadmonkey congration! you have invented: venice