New most American headline ever just dropped
Joey Chestnut to defend hot dog eating title while on probation after pleading guilty to battery
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@TheBreadmonkey I wanna know what the guy said to get Joey to slap him.
Also, what kind of nimrod files charges over a slap?
If only it had happened in Florida!
@TheBreadmonkey He’s currently charged with battery?
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No mention of guns in that headline, Ben.
I, for one, challenge your assertion about its USian-ness.
@TheBreadmonkey Joey Chestnut must surely be an old pal of Bob Mortimer?
@TheBreadmonkey Well, he’s not going to win Major League Eating’s Humanitarian of the Year.
@TheBreadmonkey Even the American justice system is all-electric these days.
@TheBreadmonkey it would be a lot more American if he shot up a school
@TheBreadmonkey Reminded of the person Jack Nicklaus' Grandaughter married.
