Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
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@catsalad Could be worse, much worse:
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@catsalad Keep it in the can, it flies better! 😆
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Well, I'll brie. I Camembert that!
@catsalad that's not cheese.
I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy".
@gmarcosanti @catsalad This is the perfect description.
@0x575446 @gmarcosanti The plastic enhances the flavor.
@catsalad fun part is there's no plastic in it.
It's a mixture of cheese, water and some chemicals. Hence the definition of "cheese alloy" which I shamelessy stole from the attached video.
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
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@catsalad The worst of cheeses
@catsalad did you know: american cheese doesn't legally exist. The product we refer to as "american cheese" does not conform to the legal definition of cheese, instead it's a "cheese-based product"
That would only be a food fight due to technicalities.
