Today's joy:
I had a small host handling some minor tasks. Storage was a mirror pair of WD Blue SA510 SATA SSDs, which seemed like a fine choice at the time before there wasn't much I/O and this was sitting in a small form factor Fujitsu.
Both disks went to the shit at the same time. It is only by the good graces of ZFS and seaweed replicas that I'm not sitting on an annoying set of rebuilds.
And yeah, the damage appeared fast enough to completely crunch one drive while leaving checksum errors on the other.
Fortunately I had a spare Dell server that I snagged from @decryption ages ago to just port all the workload over.