The ocean demands more billionaires 🌊
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@catsalad Poseidon demands Tribute! Bring forth the Billionaire Class.
Who among you will face the almighty power of The Old Gods?
After sinking a yacht, one orca turned to the other and said, "Yacht Sea...!"
@catsalad Just make sure there are no islands nearby.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange did a billionaire die in the ocean recently
@inaba No, that's why the world is angry
@catsalad
I was thinking Marianna trench will be deep enough for them.
@catsalad and when we run out of those, their lackeys must also go!
@catsalad like whale falls, billionaire falls can support a biodiverse community of tube worms, isopods, molluscs and crustaceans
@Psychonaut @catsalad For drowning? LOL
The volcanoes demand more billionaires.
@catsalad
Save some for the sun!
@catsalad
put them all in a carbon submarine, carbon submarine, carbon submarine
*sing*
@catsalad Well, the billionaires seem to be demanding more ocean, and they're winning.
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There are more efficient ways to do human sacrifices. 😅
(in the song he put politicians in a room then let them explose)
Doesn't Musk want to go to Neptune?
@catsalad The billionaires yearn for the waves.
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BRING FORTH THE ARMY OF ORCAS.
@unixwitch @rmd1023 Rocket launcher however... >:3
@catsalad A bit fishy, but shore to make waves.
"SUBMERSE. SUBMERSE. SUBMERSE."
@catsalad in tiny carbon fiber submarines
@catsalad won't somebody think of the starving orcas
