I require "lawful access" to pet your pets 
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@catsalad My floofy Bernedoodle says, "ok".
@catsalad Try telling that to my partner @SiteRelEnby I dont think she would let random Fedizens pet me but its still worth asking. I'm a cat after all.
@catsalad and so, 2026 was the year when the international catsalad petting agreement got unanimously passed, giving catsalad lawful access to pet everyone's pets as they wish
@catsalad My cat is very large I hope that is okay.
@catsalad Rose is ready:
@catsalad It is my "Sincerely Held Belief" that I may pet all the pets without further notice.
@catsalad
I will trebuchet Oy to you. He's mostly misbehaving today. What direction are you from Canada?
@catsalad I currently don't have pets, but if I ever get any again, you can have chaotic neutral access.
Come on by, we can barely fulfill what Maxwell has told us is their legal minimum requirement of daily petting.
@catsalad it’s a legitimate interest
