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A three-panel black-and-white stick-figure comic. Panel 1: A figure on a stage stands behind a podium and says, "Remember, Tuesday is the decennial particle census. Physicists will be recording the location of all the particles in the universe." Panel 2: The figure continues, "Of course, this will cause their momenta to become indeterminate, so please plan for some disruption." Panel 3: Someone off-panel asks, "Wait disruption? Where will my particles go?" The figure replies, "No one can say, but you’ll know exactly where they were." Hidden text: "Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations."