If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the proper tools to do so.
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@lowqualityfacts we have to make gambling debt immune to personal bankruptcy, just like it's done with student debt. Otherwise the rascals will get away from our neofeudalism.
GET 'EM!
High school teachers are trying to educate students about "irrevocable" debt and compound interest. Don't give them a chance to be indoctrinated against using debt and credit. Get 'em young.
A casino is an educational experience.
@lowqualityfacts Let👏 the 👏 babies take 👏 on 👏 large👏 amounts 👏 of 👏 debt👏
