I think I might have just accidentally become a swinger
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@TheBreadmonkey That’s the last time you’re allowed to redecorate the bedroom unsupervised.
https://zillowgonewild.com/swinger-house-zillow-listing-in-tempe/
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@TheBreadmonkey [tumbles down a hill, accidentally landing butt-first into a swing hanging from a tree branch]
@TheBreadmonkey
Picked up someone else's keys when leaving the party, did you?
![int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...)](https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/499/796/936/566/862/original/8eb5f8cb811a079a.png "int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...)")
@TheBreadmonkey knowing you, you’ll become the king of the swingers
@TheBreadmonkey “The pampas grass was on offer at the garden centre and I just thought it looked nice, dear”.
@TheBreadmonkey it's that bloody pampas grass again isn't it
@TheBreadmonkey The jungle VIP?
@TheBreadmonkey Is that someone who plays golf?
@TheBreadmonkey "accidentally"
